For Your Laughing Pleasure

Yashar: salam
Yashar: chetori ?
Shahbaz: salam be kalle kiirie bozorg
Shahbaz's status is now "9718002, k0se 20 sale bive, 25 toman az aghab o jelo"
Yashar: in status chiye ?
Shahbaz: shomareye jende dige
Yashar: in nerkho az koja gir avordi
Yashar: ?
Yashar: man 26 daram az jelo mide ba suk
* 9718002 is a dialup number for Alborz ISP
Shahbaz: in vaghte shab che mikoni ija
Yashar: ghrare sex chat dashtam ghorban
Yashar: mesle hamishe
Yashar: khanoom message gozashtan ke nemitoonan biyan kar pish omade
Yashar: dalayele mozhek avorde
Yashar: man khodam inkaram khabar nadare
Yashar: albate hamon arfaye dishabesh vase man bas bood
Yashar: emrooz yedas bahash raftam
Yashar: :D
Yashar: eynane in kos kholaye kos nadideye
Shahbaz: :D
Shahbaz: khob kos nadide i dige :))))
Yashar: :))))
Yashar's status is now "NANCY ke mitoone GF man bashe... ".
Yashar: status ro hal kardi ?
Shahbaz: are kheiliiiii khafane
Shahbaz: khoob mishi, behet ghol midam
Yashar's status is now "somebody OSKOLed me !".
Yashar: :))))
Yashar: ino dashte bash
Shahbaz: daramet
Yashar: ahannnnn
Yashar: biya balaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yashar: jannnnn
Yashar: riz biya

Yashar's status is now "KOS desert !!!".
Yashar: emshab tirip statuse kos kholiye
* what he wants to say is that there's kos shortage

Yashar's status is now "UNDER THE ZIR".
Shahbaz: :))))))))))))))))
Yashar: bebinam chikar mikoni?
Shahbaz: UNDER THE ZIR khoda bood :))
Yashar: chera kasi be joz to nis statuse mano bekhone ras kone
Yashar: ey vallll
Yashar: khodamam hal kardam
Shahbaz: manam daram lotf mikonam tahvilet migiram ke ehsase poochi nakoni. an agha be chosi javgir mishe
Yashar: :)))
Yashar: ey valllllll merc
Yashar: :*
Yashar: mikhamet

Shahbaz: NACL5(KIR) + KOS => KIR + KOS(NACL4) + NACL
Shahbaz: age toonesti ino tafsir koni
Yashar: nakheyr in formol asan motevazen nis
Shahbaz: bekhab baba
Yashar: :)))
Shahbaz: NACL inja yani abkir
Shahbaz: 5 vahed NACL darim
Shahbaz: 4 vahedesh mire be daroone kos
Shahbaz: 1 vahedesh am mirize roo zamin :D
Yashar: :))))
Shahbaz: ajab shabist
Shahbaz: daneshe man dare favaran mikone

Yashar: amma in TRANSFORM FUNCTION ro ke man neveshtam dashte bash
Yashar's status is now "p(shagh) = 1/EXP { 3kos * kir }".
Yashar: tavajjoh konid ke alamate * neshan dahandeye CANVOLUTION ast
Shahbaz: :))
Yashar: :))))))
Yashar's status is now "kamane roobero be KIR 2 barabare zaviyeye shagh."
Shahbaz: khaste nashodi?
Yashar: na
Shahbaz: p( ==> ) = (|) + ( . )( . )
Yashar: eyval formol :)))
Shahbaz: oon kosshera chi bood neveshti, formula yani in.
Yashar: :))))
Yashar: toope formolet

Yashar's status is now "WATERKIR algorithm."
Shahbaz: algorhythme tabdile gooshti ba hajme 5 cm^3, be 21 cm^3
Yashar: ahsant

Yashar: IF kos THEN fuck... ELSE jagh
Yashar: END.
Shahbaz: :)))))))))
Yashar: :)))))
Shahbaz: mareke bood
Yashar: kheyli hal kardam
Shahbaz: alan kamelesh mikonam
Shahbaz: ELSEIF hamoom THEN
Shahbaz: i=1 to 3
Shahbaz: jagh
Shahbaz: NEXT i
Yashar: :))))
Yashar: akhare algorithm
Shahbaz: 2 ta nabeghe oftadan beham

Yashar: N==C][KIR==N==C
Shahbaz: in chie
Yashar: in ye formoole shimi aliye
Yashar: age savadet nemirse
Shahbaz: kosovalancy
Yashar: IN FORMMMMMMULE JADIDE FESHARE
Yashar: 1P = 1 KIR / KOS2
Yashar: mooye KOSO az mas biroon mikeshe ..!
Shahbaz: na khoob mishi jeddan migam :-B
Yashar: :)))

Yashar: KIR ke sarbala bere...KOS abooata mikhooone
Yashar: KOSe kaj be manzel nemirese
Shahbaz: kire kaj be manzel nemitoone dokhool kone :D
Yashar: :)))))))

Yashar: " my KIR is out of service "
Shahbaz: khak too saret in statusi ke zadi midooni yani chi :))
Shahbaz: yani aghimi
Shahbaz: yani bayad bokonamet :))
Yashar: chi ?
Yashar: :))))
Yashar: mardom 1000 ta fek mikonan
Yashar: fek mikonan ma ba ham ravabete jensi darim
Shahbaz: khob dashte bashim mage bade
Shahbaz: dar rastaye khodkafayi va sarfejooyi e arzi darim in kararo anjam midim
Yashar's status is now "keep out of KIR".
Yashar: statuso hal kon
Yashar: az key tahala eghtesadi fek mikoni :D

Yashar's status is now "sort KOSES in KIRI order".
Yashar: :)))
Shahbaz: rechargable kos
Yashar: EY VALLLLLL
Yashar: XEROKOS
Yashar: ye marke maroofe dar lavazeme edari
Shahbaz: KOS-RW
Yashar: :))
Yashar: burn it
Yashar: NON ALCOHOLIC AB KIR
Yashar: :D
Shahbaz: agha gaeedi khodeto basse
Shahbaz: beshin jagheto bezan badam boro bekkap :D
Yashar: :)))))))
Yashar: NON ALCOHOLIC AB KIR
Yashar: AKHARI KHEYLI BAHAL BOOD
Shahbaz: zemnan kam vase khodet nooshabe baz kon :D
Shahbaz: bebinam nakone dari ba in kossherayi ke migim jagh mizani x(
Yashar: :)))))
Yashar: hanooz dastam garm nashode
Shahbaz: linke sexy bedam khedmatetoon ke dast az kos goftan bardarid?
Shahbaz: http://e-pauly.com/gallery/cgka/index.php
Yashar: dastet dorost haji

Shahbaz: agha man mordam dige, beram lala
Yashar: bye
Shahbaz: dastet bande ha ? :))
Shahbaz: mozahem nemisham bye bye
Yashar: are :D

Slipknot - Vol.3 (The Subliminal Verses)

NOOWI3W WV7VS
mobileto barax kon bekhoon
شما مونيتور رو برعکس کنين

If sun 4gets the warmth... if birds 4get the
songs... if love 4gets the emotions... if
heart 4gets the pumping... i will never 4get
the money i paid 4 this SMS

Don't shout your misery.
Cuz nothing happens...
BUT a fuccked self-confidence.
and some artificial oh-poor-boy feelings from the others.

IF current="an hour of extreme happiness" THEN
Queue (a day of extreme depression)