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1- واقعا مسخره و بچه گونه اس این عبارات مثل "ورزشکار قرن" یا هر مدل از این القاب کـیری با اسمای دهن پر کن. توی یه قرن کلی دوره های زمانی مختلف هست که توی هر دوره، یه بابایی واسه خودش خدا بوده، هر دوره ام از نظر امکانات ورزشی یا از نظر تکنیک های ابداع شده یا رژیم غذایی یا اصن قوانین و مقررات، اوضاع کاملا نامساوی بوده. نهایتا این خدا های دوره های مختلف رو با هم مقایسه کردن اصولا make sense نمیکنه.
2- حالا اصن فرض کنیم عبارت "ورزشکار قرن" کاملا make sense میکنه. دیگه راه ضایع تر و cheap تر از نظرخواهی اینترنتی واسه انتخابش میشه پیدا کرد؟ اونم نظرخواهی با فایل word! جل الخالق. 3- حالا فرض کنیم انتخاباتشم آدمیزادی می بود، رضازاده ام مثلا بشه وزنه بردار قرن، حالا so what؟ مثلا صرف اینکه شماها 100 تا email بیشتر بفرستین دیگه رضازاده اسمش به عنوان وزنه بردار قرن جاودانه میشه. آره دیگه، ادامه بدید فله ای email بفرستین اصن. از سر تا پای این جریان خز بازی می باره. LINK | comment: 0 Friday, December 24, 2004 Monday, December 20, 2004
نمیکنن لا به لای ضرر هایی که هر روز واسه سیگار از تو تنبونشون کشف میکنن به خورد مردم دنیا میدن، لااقل سالی به سالی یه فایده اش رو هم بگن که تلاش مسخره شون یککم قابل باور بشه و از حالت مصنوعی بودن دربیاد. آره مردم! سیگار 901856437 مدل ضرر و بیماری میاره ها ولی اصلا هیچ چیز مثبتی تاحالا ازش پیدا نشده ها به جون خودمون. باریکلا سیگار نکشینا.
مردمو رسما گوسفند فرض کردن. بع. LINK | comment: 0 Tuesday, December 14, 2004 A LOVE STORY  One fuccked summer day at pasaj vanak you see the most kiirii creature you have ever seen. Her name is naaneye jendat , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend jasem sag-sibil and say, "Wow, that has to be the most fat body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so an tarkib , and was wondering if you'd like to go to jennde khoone with me and fiist fucck ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " saaresho bokhor " and go with them. When you finally get to jennde khoone , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a suction hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed. It reads: "nanneye jenndat is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 25 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 25 years!" شمام برید اینجا واسه خودتون love story درست کنین. LINK | comment: 0
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