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.Fcuking Wasted.

  Tuesday, September 30, 2008  


فعال نکردن RSS feed به خاطر چند تا دونه کامنت بیشتر اصلا حرکت قشنگی نیست.
توبه کنید.



  Sunday, September 28, 2008  


پیرو پست قبلی:
یه bustline خوب میتونه نگاه سیب زمینی ترین آدما رو هم جذب کنه.



  Saturday, September 27, 2008  


یه bass line خوب میتونه موزیک نفهم ترین آدما رو هم جذب کنه.



  Tuesday, September 23, 2008  


میخواین بگین مثلا خیلی wild هستین؟
میخواین طرف رو گاز بگیرین جاش بمونه حال کنین؟
احساس مالکیت کنین؟
سگ خور

ولی لااقل یه جایی رو گاز بگیرید که فردا صبحش وقتی پارتنر مفلوکتون میخواد بره پی بدبختیش بتونه با لباس جاشو بپوشونه.

فقط یک کـــوچـــــولـــو شعور میخواد درک این مسئله.



  Sunday, September 21, 2008  


کشتی سوسماری
یعنی خداااااا (((((:



  Thursday, September 18, 2008  


کلمه "ناموس" رو که میشنوم کهیر میزنم.



  Tuesday, September 16, 2008  


Nostalgia, exposed

نسبت زمان حال بــــه خاطره های خوش قدیم
رابطه مستقیم داره با
نسبت مرغ بــــه مرغ همسایه (غاز)



  Monday, September 15, 2008  


یه پیشنهاد واسه کسایی که 24 ساعت پای کامپیوتر هستن:

از توی Control Panel > Mouse
وظایف Left-Click و Right-Click رو جابجا کنید.

هم تنوعه هم یه قلقلک کوچیکیه واسه مغز.



  Friday, September 12, 2008  


زبون فارسی جزء زبون هایی هست که کلا ً خیلی استثنائات داره. ولی هیچ دقت کردین که فارسی - لااقل به نحوی که توی تهران استفاده میشه - در استفاده از افعال کمکی* به طرز وحشتناکی مزخرف و بی قاعده هست؟

روزه گرفتن
کشتی گرفتن
گاز گرفتن / گاز زدن
دوش گرفتن
جـلق زدن
کتک خوردن
داد زدن
بوق زدن
شکست خوردن
تفت دادن
و ...!

یعنی قشـــنـگ دهن اون آدم خارجی ای که بخواد فارسی بلد شه، برای حفظ کـردن این افعال مسواک میشه. حالا مقایسه کنید با افعال کمکی ای که علی القاعده باید بعد از این افعال قرار بگیره:

روزه کردن
کشتی کردن
گاز کردن
دوش کردن
جـلق کردن
کتک شدن
داد کردن
بوق کردن
شکست شدن
تفت کردن


نظر؟

* فکر میکنم که کلمه مناسبتری برای توصیفش وجود داشته باشه، ولی من بلد نیستم.

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  Thursday, September 11, 2008  


در زمینه خوردن غذاهای spicy دارم به درجات معنوی دست نیافتنی ای میرسم



  Sunday, September 07, 2008  


اگر مسلمون هستید
لااقل آزاده باشید! [+]

آزاده هم نیستید؟
لااقل شعور داشته باشید. در این حد که وقتی 10 ساعته روزه هستین، موقع مکالمه دهن خوشبوتون رو تا 2 سانتیمتری دماغ مخاطب بدبخت جلو نیارید.

شعور هم ندارید؟
پس اگه وسط مکالمه روتون بالا آوردم خودتون مسئولید.



  Friday, September 05, 2008  



Just finished watching the already-famous Wall-E;

After all the colorful positive reviews in different articles blabbering about the bitterness and loveliness of this movie, an IMDB rating of 8.7/10, and exciting recommendations from friends, my expectations were very high. To my own disappointment, I didn't like it.

The robots' behavior and interactions were stupid from the basis and didn't make sense at all: Come on! A robot with emotional needs?! Why should an engineer think of designing a labor robot with emotional needs? Maybe it would have made some sense if it was a prostitute robot! Please don't tell me it was meant to imply that the robots had acquired emotional capabilities on their own. that's a horrible excuse.

And to even make it more gay, these so-called robots express emotion exactly the way humans do, by touching each other's hand for example. It may look cute for the ignorant, but to me it's just stupid.

Could this be more uncreative? In fact the plot's so awkward that I think the writers have written a very cliched heroic love-story plot and then, in the last minute, they decided to exchange the main characters by robots to make it look diverse. I encourage you to imagine this entire movie, only consider the main characters not being robots, being, for instance, a normal human being or something as dumb as a potato. The main characters are totally interchangable as the robot characteristics are NOT embedded in the scenario of the movie. This alone is a bold negative point for this movie.

The cheesy ending is another issue with this movie. The part that Wall-E remembers Eve after his memory replacement, was another part of this movie that tried to be 'cute' but totally made no sense. Also add the coupling of the two, and also the human's sudden excitement (for no particular reason) for starting a new life on a screwed planet, leaving all their comfort behind... again, lack of a strong plot is more than evident.

The movie certainly has it's funny and/or interesting moments, e.g. the lifestyle and bodyshape of the humans. But for a movie claiming to follow the style of "2001 - A space odyssey" [+], it desperately insists on gaining credit by making 'cute' and 'adorable' scenes. Instead, it fails to engage the viewer and make its story digestive... and the cute-looking eyes of Wall-E don't save the movie.

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جالبه، آدمایی که بعضا خیلی هم ادعای دگراندیشی شون میشه، وقتی میخوان از یهودیها حرف بزنن، کلمه جهود رو با چنان حس و حالت منفی ای ادا میکن که انگار دارن از جزام حرف میزنن.



  Wednesday, September 03, 2008  


About me: Nobody's perfect, I'm nobody!

I'm afraid to pop the bubble telling you that you're totally misjudging yourself. You're just a dumb narcissist, and a very unoriginal one.



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